Anal Warts T-shirt by Doug3000. This one is guaranteed to shock and apall.
I just love the word “tele-dildonics”. I find it weird that the concept never really took off. I thought that you nerds would have brought us deeper into 3D and virtual reality than we are today, making tele-dildonics mainstream by now. Hell, it still hasn’t made it into spell check and that’s just not right! Here’s my contribution to keep the tele-dildonics dream alive and top of mind.
I always thought tele-dildonics would take the porn world by storm. It didn’t happen.